asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(via canadiansoccergirl)

communistbakery:

walk into the club like oh man I don’t know anybody here wow I’m getting really anxious I’m gonna leave

(via canadiansoccergirl)

doodleigh:

wall-flawer:

This is the cutest thing I’ve seen ever

He totally thought wednesday could lift him i’m dead

(via burningpenguin)

linguisticsyall:

Respect to anyone who learns a new language because it’s basically accepting that you’re going to be shitty at something you pour your soul into for at least two years.

(via buenairsol)

konpozaa:

lifebien:

konpozaa:

this could be us but u a video game character

Doesn’t that make YOU the one that’s playin

Shit. shit. It was ME playin all along. Dammit

(via minatums)

invisiblebee:

Please pass this around - he is currently in Hamilton. I want everyone to know his face and his name so they can steer clear of him and remain safe.

(via misandry-mermaid)

sleepygirl586:

dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

THIS IS SO BRILLIANT

(via canadiansoccergirl)

sweatmorebleedless:

That awkward moment when you think someone is about to die, but then they get mauled by love

(via canadiansoccergirl)

  • My German Teacher (in German): We have an observer here today but he doesn’t speak any German so we can talk about him and how stupid his tie is.

jackthevulture:

miraclemodus:

narutooth:

sasuke uchiha is still a genin

SO IS NARUTO

AND OBITO

THIS WAR IS BEING FOUGHT BY PEOPLE WHO NEVER FINISHED THE NINJA EQUIVALENT OF MIDDLE SCHOOL

maybe thats why its taking so fucking long

(via perfectly-generic-object)

willyciraptor:

zoewashburne:

drivedarlingdrive:

I’M SO SORRY FOR 14 YEAR OLD ME WHO HATED YOU YOU ARE AN ADORABLE PRINCESS AND I’M SORRY

(via perfectly-generic-object)

nicholanton:

lacigreen:

new video up babes!  WHY I’M A….FEMINIST *gasp!!* *shock!!!1* *horror!!!!*

i know, i know.  gender equality is a terrifying thing here on the interwebs.  here are just a few (err…60) of the reasons i’m a feminist.

are you?

VERY important

(via perfectly-generic-object)

hanaknight:

maitrebate:

scotsmcall:

zaynyboy:

ok but literally how

harry potter is real and he is canadian

OHMYGODOHMYGOD

(via perfectly-generic-object)

lacigreen:

englishistheartofbullshit:

submissivefeminist:

If you think this isn’t the damn truth you should know that a few years back, my campus newspaper ran an article that said fat women should be grateful for rape because it’s the only way they’ll ever feel worthy of a man’s attention.

I shit you not.

yeah, I’ve been told on multiple occasions during casual conversations that I’m not pretty/skinny enough to be raped, so that’s a thing

this disgusts the core of my being.

magnemite-not-make-it:

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

bro-slimshady-strider:

faisdm:

scarecrowartist:

moonakatah:

guroboros:

moonakatah:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now

HOLD IT!

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WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…

…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.

Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain? 

THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS

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Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??

Couldn’t resist.

I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too

There are times when I am annoyed with the Tumblr community. This is not one of those times.

I think this needs to be a show purely because of that cyborg character. That is so cool…

(via perfectly-generic-object)